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Saturday, March 10, 2012

5 THINGS THAT BATMAN CAN DO, WHICH SUPERMAN CAN'T!

The Dark Knight; mysterious, highly intelligent, and a master of martial arts and investigative techniques. He's in a class all by himself. I did an article showcasing Batman and Superman previously, and its featured artwork by DSNG and Jim Lee. Although he is often viewed as the weaker member of the dynamic duo tagged as "The World's Finest", there are several things that Batman can do, which Superman definitely can't do.

1. Batman can tell when he's being lied to; he may not have x-ray vision, but he has a keen sixth sense for seeing into the soul of a criminal he's interrogating, thus detecting their dishonesty.


2. Batman can survive a kryptonite induced stab wound, even if shards of that substance are left inside his flesh. Superman CAN NOT.

3. Batman can figure out secret alien codes for reprogramming bombs designed by the great Darkseid; and he's done it before, without the aid of a supercomputer. See this past article for details.

4. Batman is a master manipulator, not a naive boyscout; so he can talk his way out of a lethal scenario, by using his crafty words to manipulate his foes, even causing them to turn on one another. He did that numerous times in the various WB animated series.

5. And lastly, Batman can KISS Powergirl and Supergirl anytime he wants to... because he's the Goddamn Batman and he's a billionaire with more game than Superman could ever dream of having!

And by the way, Powergirl is Superman's cousin, and Supergirl is a close relative of the Man of Steel as well. Therefore, Superman really has no business in locking lips with them. Hence Batman can smugly rub that last point in the face of his buddy all day long. I chose to draw Powergirl with her classic costume in the poster on the right, since the new one used in DC Comics' New 52 sucks like a vacuum.... honestly it really does.

You need to read the article that showcases about 13 of Batman's past girlfriends over HERE!
And check out some of the beautiful female aliens from the DSNG sci fi Series HERE!