MILLIONAIRE MATCHMAKER SEASON 5 - DATING ADVICE FROM THE DSNG ARTIST

Review Based on BRAVO TVs MILLIONAIRE MATCHMAKER Season 5 Episode 8: A Tale of Two Nice Guys

I was mad as hell after watching an episode from a reality show titled "Millionaire Matchmaker" last night, so I just had to write this article. That show features rich guys & gals who are searching for love. Its entertaining and often funny as hell, and a 3rd generation matchmaker named Patti Stanger is the hostess.

NOTE: This Blog article is designed to give dating advice to single people. Now lets move on...

Here, I have posted a nice romantic picture of Superman and Wonder Woman [by pro-artist Adam Hughes]. And remember this little pointer: if these two superheroes ever mate, their daughter will be a Super-WonderWoman. 

Even Aliens and Amazons need love, and companionship/intimacy is something that most people crave, for diverse reasons. But the bottom line is, no one likes to be alone and fully isolated. Having someone that cares for you and accepts you just the way you are is as priceless as a giant diamond.

Now I must reiterate the fact that most single people fail to remember these 3 simple truths, while they embark upon their dating adventures [which often resemble a tiring hunt on a wild safari range]:

1. NO ONE IS PERFECT. EVEN IF THEY HAVE PERFECT LOOKS, HE OR SHE IS NOT PERFECT.

2. WE ALL NEED TO LEARN TO LOVE AND ACCEPT PEOPLE FOR WHO THEY ARE, AND BUILD THEM UP, RATHER THAN TEAR THEM DOWN.

3. I'M NOT ASKING YOU TO SETTLE, I'M ADVISING YOU TO BE REALISTIC AND KNOW THAT IF YOU HAVE A LIST OF WANTS, THEY HAVE A RIGHT TO HAVE A LIST OF WANTS AS WELL... WHICH YOU MAY OR MAY NOT EVEN QUALIFY FOR.

On the episode of Millionaire Matchmaker titled “A Tale of Two Nice Guys” that aired on 10/06/2011, Patti Stanger tried to help out this black guy called Ayinde, who appears to be of Nigerian heritage [I could tell by his name] and he has a budding radio business, with a net-worth that’s under 20 million dollars. And he is a return contestant on this reality TV dating show, which is on its 5th Season.

The first time Ayinde showed up, he appeared to have several personal issues tied to his past. Yet he had a humble heart, a friendly disposition and a winning smile. And Patti Stanger instantly took a liking to him.

But this time, he returned with a new attitude. Now, he was an ardent perfectionist, who said the following to the matchmaker Patti [which I’ve paraphrased]:

“I am the best and I deserve the best… I need a woman who is a 10 on the outside and a 10 on the inside, I need a woman who has an advanced degree and who comes from a good respected family, I need a woman who is spiritual but not religious, I need a woman who not only has the looks, but she must have the ‘extra and’; she must be intelligent and intellectual, she must be mentally stimulating when we have a conversation, she must be tall, she must have sophisticated tastes, etc, etc, etc”

…………WTF??? You want a fucking Super-WonderWoman who worships you and is a perfect perfectionist in every fucking way? You want her to know everything you like and like it, and still make love to you only when you want it? Are you out of your fucking mind, you affluent idiot??

That is what I have to say to his long unrealistic list of wants…. And on this episode of the Cable TV show, at the very end, Patti literally said, “Fuck you! You know what? Eat me! Get out of my office now!”

And I don’t blame Patti for ...
pulling out her big guns on him.

Patti actually did provide him with 5 gorgeous women to pick from. He was given the cream of the crop and he had 5 one-on-one dating sessions that lasted ten minutes each, with the 5 sexy chocolate-hued sisters. And Ayinde picked one of them named Bracha, based on looks, education, "arousal", and prospective intellectual compatibility.

And Bracha was definitely a sexy mama. I know this blog is full of pics/paintings of voluptuous women, but trust me on this: beauty goes far beyond "big boobs and a big ass". Beauty has to do with the entire package. And this girl had the entire package, per her phenotypical form, her face, her culinary business and her personal gracefulness [some may even call it a classy swagger].

And the date was a disaster. After they volunteered at an orphanage [he made her plant flowers and do sweaty garden work, while she had on a beautiful short gown], then Ayinde took her to a restaurant there in LA and he began hammering her with stupid questions designed to belittle her, as he was literally looking for her flaws/faults, rather than looking for her heart.

“Can you name every food item within this prepared dish?”

“Do you like radio? [ in other words, do you like what I do for a living?]”

“Have you read the autobiography of Malcolm X? Can you do this? Can you do that?”

The dinner turned into a damn interview as he set up this unattainable standard for her, a mountain of qualifications that she found rather irritating. Thus the date did not end well at all.

Here are pics from that episode of the dating reality show:

 

     

[Above: Ayinde and Patti. She's giving him that "Man... are you serious?" look, as he tells her of his long list of "must haves" for a potential mate]    

     

[Bracha and 3 other females that were selected as potential matches. And Bracha finally gets picked after the set of ten-minute introductory sessions]

   

[Bracha and Ayinde on their date. First they went gardening, an then he took her out for a JOB INTERVIEW over dinner. Just by the look on her face, you can tell that she was not enjoying that session]

Someone on Facebook posted this comment tied to the episode:

"Fault Finders seek perfection, but when they find perfection, they seek Fault"

Ayinde had a long mental checklist for everything he wanted. But he never thought of his peculiar scenario:

-- What if you have a list of 5 things you desire and you find a woman who has those 5 things you want? Have you thought about what you’d say if she pulls out her own list of 5 things, and reads them to you…. and you are just a match for only item #1 and nothing else on her list? What if she refused to talk to you and she hopped into her Aston Martin and zoomed off at that point? Wouldn’t you feel embarrassed and saddened that she didn’t even give you a chance / a listening ear? --

In fact, Ayinde later blamed Patti, the matchmaker, for the failed date. That was when she pulled out her machine guns and blasted a hole in his egotistical head.

Apparently he doesn't realize that there are women in this world with 3 advanced degrees who make 10 times what he makes. And they’ve been able to find love, while he is still holding to his list of "must haves". He doesn’t come across as a man who can handle dating a woman who is far more educated and richer than he is - that would definitely make him feel insecure. Guess he’ll just have to keep searching till reality slaps him in the face.

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Updated blog article with two sexy female aliens, Chebeyah & Wandah: http://dsngsfm.blogspot.com/2011/05/exploring-dsng-part-10-katarans.html

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